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Top 5 Doping Excuses in Cycling

Copied shamelessly from Cycling Training Tips, a blog we’ll be referring to more frequently:

Top 5 Doping Excuses in Cycling:

  1. Tyler Hamilton: “I have a twin that was never born. That’s why my blood contains a different blood type than my own”
  2. Floyd Landis: “I had some beers and whiskeys last night. I have a very high natural level of testosterone. I am innocent.”
  3. Raimondas Rumsas: “My wife was bringing a car full of medical substances for her sick mother. I am innocent.”
  4. Frank Vandenbroucke: “The drugs were for my little dog. I am innocent.”
  5. Dario Frigo: “It’s just a bad habit I have to wear illegal drugs. I don’t use them. I am innocent.”

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4 Responses to “Top 5 Doping Excuses in Cycling”

  1. *rimshot*

    Love that hulk image.

  2. [...] The French lab records were given to Landis’s lawyers, and subsequently reviewed by the newspaper, ahead of a May 14 hearing before a US arbitration panel, where Landis will make his case to have the doping violation thrown out. [...]

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