Floyd Landis to Paris Hilton: No!
Floyd Landis, who won’t be competing in this year’s Tour de France, is unlikely to stay at the Paris Hilton, choosing to stay far from alcohol, EPO and other risky substances.
We at Bicycle.net think that Paris could evade the cops by hiding behind her bicycle.
OK, we’re sorry for that.
Sort of.
Not.
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