It’s September 19, and you know what that means… it’s Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Pirates aren’t known for being cyclists. It’s harrrrrrrrrrrrd to pedal with a peg leg and a hook on me hand. Me parrot keeps pooping on my handlebarrrrrrrrrrrs. Can’t find a three-cornered cycling helmet. Me long coat is horrrrrrrrrrrrible for reducing wind resistance. What brand of bike does a pirate ride… why CANNONdale, of course! What’s best about winning the yellow jersey? It reminds me of golden treasure.