Hey Floyd Landis, good news!

Now that you and Greg Lemond are BFF (best friends forever) you get to go on his “Armstrong Stalking Tour”. Just think of all those media types that will allow you to open your pie hole and spew just about anything you can think of about that dude Lance for their cameras, podcasts, magazines, and newspapers. Plus! Since Lance travels so much you will be able accrue all those frequent flier miles as you and Greg traverse the globe.

Hey Floyd, I thought of something else: Did you stop to think that you may have just opened yourself up to a class action lawsuit?

No really, hear me out: you took our money to help you afford a court case to prove your innocence (what a joke that is!) and “expose” those darn French lab rats. You “raised” something to the tune of 1 million dollars, right? Well guess what Floyd – YOU LIED TO US. You took our money under false pretenses. You took it through the internet and the US mail system. That might be mail fraud – last I heard that was a Federal offense. I’m no lawyer, but if someone does start a class action lawsuit I am asking for my couple of bucks back.

Another thing Floyd, you knew full well that those damn emails were going to get out, and you were all too happy that they hit during the Amgen Tour of California.

I bet the conversation went something like this:
FL: So did you see the emails I sent to USA Cycling? Yeah good. So I don’t want them to get out if you know what I mean. It would be really bad for cycling if they were released during the TOC. You hear me. Wink, wink. I would just deny that I knew anything, wink, wink.

One more thing Floyd, you claimed you wrote the emails to clear your conscience. What a load of malarkey. When you want to clear your conscience you clear the air and admit your sins. But what you did was nothing more than petty revenge, like what a Jr. High School kid does. You did nothing more than say, “Okay I did it, but so did they, and in fact they made me do it.”

Grow up Floyd.

Last thing Floyd, we at Bicycle.net did not need you to come out and tell all about how big of a lier you are. We knew that first hand. You told us three times that you would grant us an interview and you came through how many times? Yep that is right, NONE! You lie Floyd. Your word is worth less than, well, your now removed TdF win. You went as far as to make us wait 3 hours for you to get that promised interview, and then never gave us even a weak excuse. And as recent as about 45 days ago you apologized (more lies) and promised to make it up to us (even more lies).

Floyd, it is so sad what you have become. And I want my donation back from the Floyd Fairness Fund (which should have been named the Floyd Fraud Fund).