Got Meds?

Humm, we think this piece speaks for itself. … [Read more...]

Jack-In-The-Box Goes “Chicken Strips Nazi” At Cyclist?

On Friday, November 28, the Kitsap Sun reports: A bicyclist who blocked traffic in a Jack-in-the-Box drive-through on the 10000 block of Silverdale Way on Thursday was arrested on suspicion of trespassing. The 24-year-old East Bremerton man told a Kitsap County Sheriff's deputy that he was unable to drive and had ridden his mountain bike into the drive-through to order some chicken … [Read more...]

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a Pirate’s Bike For Me

It's September 19, and you know what that means... it's Talk Like A Pirate Day! Pirates aren't known for being cyclists. It's harrrrrrrrrrrrd to pedal with a peg leg and a hook on me hand. Me parrot keeps pooping on my handlebarrrrrrrrrrrs. Can't find a three-cornered cycling helmet. Me long coat is horrrrrrrrrrrrible for reducing wind resistance. What brand of bike does a pirate ride... … [Read more...]

Best Cycling Headline This Week: Naked Woman Arrested after Bicyclist Hit

UPDATE: We got a comment from someone claiming to be the driver's mother. Points well taken. Sadly, many organizations have unthinkingly undermined society's ability to provide help for those in need of mental health care. If you see this woman driving behind you while you're riding your bike... flee. Naked Woman Arrested after Bicyclist Hit on San Pablo JACKSONVILLE, FL -- The … [Read more...]

Study: Olympic and Tour de France Enhanced Performance Drug Testing Flawed

International Herald Tribune: Study shows problems with Olympic-style tests Athletes who want to cheat by injecting themselves with a performance-enhancing drug that boosts their blood cell count can do so with little risk of getting caught, a new study indicates, possibly exposing another flaw in what is regarded as the world's toughest anti-doping program. A urine test that is supposed to … [Read more...]

Feeling Like Frazz

How often do you feel like Frazz? … [Read more...]

Velociraptor Chews Script Kiddies Who Attacked Bicycle.net

A few weeks ago, some script kiddies thought of me and this website as a "six foot turkey" that they could hack and use to steer traffic to a malware site. It pained me to see Google print the warning "this site may harm your computer". No more. I found the small chink in our armor and have hardened bicycle.net's security. Today we got a clean bill of health from Google and StopBadware.org. … [Read more...]

Sign of the Times: Bicycle Drive-By Shooting

We here at Bicycle.net have long been advocates of commuting by bike and anything to reduce pollution and to save on now-exorbitant gasoline costs. Not sure what to make of this bit of news from Milwaukee, today... Is it progress? Milwaukee Police Investigate Bike-By Shooting By Jon Byman Milwaukee Police are investigating a case in which a suspect claims he was shot while sitting on his … [Read more...]

Photoshopping Today’s News: The Silver Lining of the Midwest Floods

Tired of taunts of "like a fish without a bicycle" and "you run like an octopus", Aquaman finally gets even... Related headline: Got Flood Insurance? Owners Urged To Be Ready … [Read more...]

How Do You Say “Cycling Apartheid” in French? (SATIRE)

Apartheid is an Afrikaans word meaning "separation" or "being apart". [SATIRE... sort of] Is it now accurate to use apartheid to describe a policy that exists in France in the latter 20th and early 21st centuries? This system is used to mistreat and deny opportunity to superior non-French cyclists. The ASO allowed the French minority to keep the non-French majority off of the Tour de France … [Read more...]