Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a Pirate’s Bike For Me

It's September 19, and you know what that means... it's Talk Like A Pirate Day! Pirates aren't known for being cyclists. It's harrrrrrrrrrrrd to pedal with a peg leg and a hook on me hand. Me parrot keeps pooping on my handlebarrrrrrrrrrrs. Can't find a three-cornered cycling helmet. Me long coat is horrrrrrrrrrrrible for reducing wind resistance. What brand of bike does a pirate ride... … [Read more...]